Why Does This Make CNN.com?

I do not understand why CNN would waste time on stuff like this.
A turtle in Indiana was the only pet to survive a horrendous fire that destroyed a pet shop and 8 other businesses. And now the owner says the face of Satan can be seen in the turtle's shell.
What kind of *?%#! is that? I can't even believe that a reporter gave this the time of day. There's even a picture of what looks like a perfectly normal turtle shell to me.
"The marking on the shell was like the devil wanted us to know he was down there," Bryan Dora said." (that's the store owner)
Give me a break!